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The pa2010.com Candidate Comedy Awards

PHILADELPHIA—Some candidates bombed. Some killed. At least one didn’t even try.

There was ethnic humor, political humor, impersonations and more at Finnigan’s Wake here on Tuesday. All in all, it made for a fun evening at Stu Bykofsky’s 20th annual Candidates Comedy Night.

With the laughs—and the crickets—having been fully absorbed, we here at pa2010.com offer up our awards for the best—and the worst. We’ve also included some video highlights, occasionally courtesy of our colleagues in the press and on the campaigns.

Log-on to pa2010.com later for a complete video highlight reel.

Best Campaign-Specific Routine: Bryan Lentz
The 7th District Democratic candidate realized from the outset that only the most loyal pa2010.com readers might get jokes about nominating petitions and the like, so he took a moment to explain. While a crack about his mother gathering signatures for Jim Schneller fell flat, we loved his knee-slapper that his campaign also wrote Schneller’s jokes. He also had the best joke referencing the night’s festivities, when he made fun of Congressman Chaka Fattah’s woeful performance.

Best Policy-Focused Routine: Pat Toomey
Ever the conservative wonk, the GOP Senate nominee continued to riff on bailouts, stimulus spending and health care. Chevrolet’s new hybrid sedan, he said, “runs on a combination of gasoline and bailout funds.” But his best joked hinged on the idea that a lame-duck Congress will take up Don’t-Ask-Don’t-Tell, immigration reform and marijuana legalization: “If you’re a gay Mexican drug dealer looking to sneak across the border to join the Navy, then this is your year.”

Best Use of a Visual Display: Joe Sestak
Never the best at a smooth delivery even when he’s not trying to be funny, the Democratic Senate nominee used slides for a solidly funny countdown list: The Top 10 jobs he was offered to get out of the primary against Arlen Specter. Snapshots illustrating the job offers included Charlie Rangel’s lawyer, Ed Rendell’s personal trainer, Rahm Emanuel’s etiquette coach and President Obama’s dog-walker. We also liked his crack that “Sestak is actually Slovak for ‘job offer.’”

Best Ethnic Humor: Manan Trivedi
A close runner-up for best overall routine, The 6th District Democrat and son of Indian immigrants threw out as many self-deprecating stereotypes as anyone could in a matter of minutes. On growing up an Indian in Berks County: “I was the only kid who had to go cow-tipping and then worship the cow.” On grade school: “Me and my brother had the entire weight of the spelling bee team on our shoulders.” On high school (and cue the voice of Apu from “The Simpsons” here): “My high school year book quote was ‘thank you, come again.’” He gets extra points for comparing his newborn baby’s bodily functions to going drinking with Congressman Patrick Murphy.

Worst Overall Routine: Chaka Fattah
The congressman either doesn’t realize—or doesn’t care—that this is a comedy night, because he was, well, just awful. He spent the whole time lacing into Republicans, saying they’re the real jokes and that “there’s nothing funny about losing 8 million jobs.” We’re told this is standard fare for the Philly Democrat. Still, we couldn’t help by empathize with the heckler who screamed “get off!”

And the award for Best Overall Routing goes to… Pat Meehan
The 7th District Republican deftly weaved biographical humor into a routine laced with political corruption jokes and jabs at everyone’s favorite punching bag, Joe Biden. The setups were too long for this medium to do them justice, but the punchlines made every one of them worth the wait. The anecdotes were sharp, the delivery was on point. Here’s just one of our favorites below.

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August 11, 2010 at 4:03 pm

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  1. BB

    Aug 11th, 2010

    First and foremost, I’m all for promoting money going to charity, and in this case you have to applaud Stu Bykofsky’s longtime effort to benefit children through Variety, The Children’s Charity. A great effort by Mr. Bykofsky, no doubt. That being said, however, by spotlighting politicians to do so comes across as hypocritical. There has never been a politician in the history of this country who has put his/her constituents ahead of themselves. NEVER. So this event simply turns out to be an insider’s gathering for political junkies/media that cover politics, NOT the average taxpayer who can’t take any of the participants at face value. In this end, it’s hard to tell who’s had the last “laugh”, and for the majority of us, there’s NOTHING funny about these “performers.”

  2. Transplant

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Isn’t Trivedi the ONLY candidate that could have pulled off ethnic humor being, ya know, the only candidate (besides the unfunny Fattah) that isn’t white?

  3. Jack Mayhoffer

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Stu Bykofsky’s a jerk. It’s all for his own ego. Dance, Puppet, Dance!

  4. The Solution

    Aug 11th, 2010

    “Deficit in July Totals $165.04 Billion”

    I am glad to hear that the candidates are whooping it up as the new Rome burns…

  5. Adam Lang

    Aug 11th, 2010

    BB:

    Seeing the politicians doing it is what draws the people to buy the tickets.

    It is a fun event (unless you’re Chaka Fattah) for a good cause.

  6. aajane

    Aug 11th, 2010

    Transplant,

    All the candidates or their surrogates were male, too, which may explain a lot of the humor. In 2008 the co-host (female) told an off color joke that was hilarious but much different from the jokes told by the guys.

  7. The event was great-fun, particularly the effort of the cameo-auctioneer, Dave “The Hammer” Schultz. Granted, some of the jokes were aimed @ political junkies, but others (excluding those that might be viewed as off-color) simply reflected a mood which, for one night, allowed levity to reflect a few simple-truths.

    What was amazing was not just how Chaka Fattah was so purposefully unfunny, but also how his wife [who would be expected to be media-savvy] attacked anyone who reminded her of that fact (outside, on the sidewalk, as well). I was told that this was a performance that was similar to those he had evinced in the past so, perhaps, someone might wish to apprise him of the expected atmospherics when people attend this Variety Club $$$-raiser.

    Those who wish to read more of what was said to this PACKED-HOUSE of 300+ (@ $75/per) may wish to consult:

    http://aboveavgjane.blogspot.com/

    or

    http://blogs.phillymag.com/the_philly_post/2010/08/11/hughe-dillon-bradley-cooper-ice-cube-jason-schwartzman-dine-out-in-philly/

    One final example of why this biennial [I think] event has been so well attended was revealed by Joe Sestak, who had obviously labored to provide a unique routine; the slide-show which punctuated his “perspective” on the Clinton “job” offer.

    BTW, Manon misspelled “acquiesce” @ the end [forgetting the last "e"].

    The only logistical downer was the fact that all the meters within a 2-block radius of 3rd and Spring Garden were 2-hour limited, which seems weird for a region that would want to attract people to hang-around a bit…year-round.

    But the turnout, per staff, included a lot of people who were NOT aligned with a particular candidate’s table, reflecting broadening interest in the ability to understand the personalities of the candidates.

  8. novafan

    Aug 12th, 2010

    BB: who cares if the money is raised by politicians if it’s going to support the Variety Club. Politicians participate in charities all the time. This event was for anyone who wanted to buy a ticket – any average taxpayer – not just for political insiders and media junkies. If you don’t want to spend your hard earned money on a ticket, then you don’t have to, but don’t sit here and rip on all the good people who did and who subsequently supported a quality Philadelphia charity, regardless of their motiviation for doing so. If you hate politics and politicians so much, why are you reading PA2010 and making the effort to leave a comment? You just represent the worst in this country – those people who just sit back and complain about anything and everything, instead of trying to look at the good in what people are trying to do. Not all politicians are bad – so get off your high horse and shut up.

  9. BB

    Aug 12th, 2010

    Adam, What “people” are you talking about? These folks can’t even do their job properly, nor do they care about the average citizen. So please explain why would anyone other than political junkies/insiders/media care one iota to see this? To me it’s totally disingenuous to spend an evening on supposed comedy when they can’t even put their constituents ahead of themselves. We have SERIOUS problems with politicians in this country and joking around is not amusing to most of us when they can’t do their job, nor care about us the average taxpayer.

  10. BB

    Aug 12th, 2010

    Novafan, relax take a deep breath, I obviously struck a nerve with my opinions. You didn’t read my comments clearly. Number one, I said I support the money raised by the event going to the Variety Club benefiting children. Number two, OBVIOUSLY anyone could buy a ticket, but the event IS primarily for political insiders/junkies/media, that’s a fact. If it wasn’t, more of the general public would attend than a majority of insiders. Number three, I praised the people involved in the event for the children’s charity, mentioning Stu Bykofsky by name. Number four, do you see the word “hate” anywhere in my comments? Why are you making that reference? I still like to follow politics even though there has never been a politician in history that has put his/her constituents ahead of himself/herself, that is why I read this web site. It allows us all to share our opinions on politics in Pa. and elsewhere. Believe me, I try everyday to look for the good in people, it’s part of my human nature. But I see NONE in politicians which is indeed sad, that is why I complain because politicians should be no different than other human beings. Number five, I am not on a high horse and I will not stop offering my opinions on this site or others as long as my conduct is within the parameters set by the publishers of the websites. I would never dictate to you what to do or not to do. Did Dan Hirschhorn make you the king of this website to tell me what to do simply because you do not like my opinions?

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    Aug 13th, 2010

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  13. ACE

    Aug 13th, 2010

    You called Meehan’s routine the best?? If the other jokes were of the sexist-stupid quality of the one shown here, you must be tone deaf.

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